Friday, August 8, 2008

Conor Oberst

Conor Oberst by Conor Oberst,

Brighteyes...but less bright, perhaps more eyes--others might, but I don't seem to ever be able to find anything he does wrong.

10 out of 10 tears.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Where the Hell is Matt? (2008)

"I could only believe in a god who could dance"
-Nietzsche

This video made me cry. It was awesome.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Crystal Antlers EP


Crystal Antlers sounds like the hipster bastard of the Mars Volta and Green day.

7 parliament lights out of 10.

Friday, July 4, 2008

One-Line Reviews - Sigur Ros


Sigur Ros' new album Með suð í eyrum við spilum endalaust:

neither title nor lyrics I understand, sounds like the Arcade Fire singing in elvish the soundtrack to Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings.

I give it 8 broadswords out of 10.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

The Downfall

The Unfortionate man who had to be a member of this Presidents wonderful economic admistration...dont worry though, the super rich haven't stop spending at all! McCain's budget for "domestic service" (read mexicans) increased "from $184,000 in 2006 to $273,000 in 2007, according to John McCain’s tax returns."


Keep on spending America. If you stop buying useless things that you throw away to get shipped into landfills in third world coutries, whose waste from industrial production is causing our planet to warm, then our economy will collapse. Lets not worry about the eco-system until we have the corporations to profit off it. For 60 years we thought it would be nuclear war, oh no. This is the way America ends--not with a bang, but with a whimper.

Happy July 3rd.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Nietzsche on bush

In Human, All too Human Nietzsche again knows all too well,
"With all great deceivers there is a noteworthy occurrence to which they owe their power. In the actual act of deception... they are overcome by belief in themselves. It is this which then speaks so miraculously and compellingly to those who surround them."

McCain, your average american who doesnt remember how much it cost to fill up his tank

In another interview today, Mc-im-not-an-elitist was asked when the last time he pumped his own gas and how much it cost replied:

Oh, I don’t remember. Now there’s Secret Service protection. But I’ve done it for many, many years. I don’t recall and frankly, I don’t see how it matters.

Does he not remember because hes old and is forgetting things, or because hes never had to fill his own gas since hes had ridiculous amounts of money his whole life. You know, just another American, who understands average Americans economic needs...with out ever having those needs. Ever,

Monday, June 23, 2008

John McCain is still an Elitist asshole


John McCain says in an interview with Politico:
I should live for a day with someone who is on a fixed income and facing the challenges of high gas prices, increasing inflation, more cost at the grocery store, job in jeopardy, enormous challenge in acquiring health insurance, that's what I should do [if I traded places for a day with anyone].

In other words, I should live a day like an average American, who is actually affected by government policy, because I never have, you know with my model millionaire wife and daddy who was and admiral and all. Give me a fucking break.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

McCain Cribs Exclusive: The Straight Talk Express

McCain is down with the cool kids. Look at those Graphix, and the Awesome music. This guy looks like he might even be under the age of 50! There's even matrix style bullet cam! They Bought it on Ebay, how radical! Undisclosed prices make me hot! How silly they hide inside the storage!
OMG its on 22s! He's down with the homies! The driver is black---Just like family! (property of the Cindy mcCain family)How clever, even at the end they kick people out like they do on cribs, OH NOS THE SECRET SERVICE!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Cindy McCain vamps in Vogue

Cindy McCain is an evil bitch. Lets get this strait. She wears more makeup than a prom queen going to the gym. Of course, that is not to mention the fact that she is worth over $30 million of daddy's money that John married her for (well, she also was a cheerleader, and his first former model wife got into a disfiguring car accident while the viet kong were putting bamboo shoots up his toenails). But that doesn't mean she should give out her tax returns! The McCains have always filed them seperately, Cindy isn't running for president! (She just uses her private jet to shuttle him around). Who is an elitist now?

But she spends her free time flying to Vietnam to fix the poor grand (well, great grand) children of the men-who-tortured-her-husband's cleft palate.

Shes also something like 30 years younger than John. At least shes not senile.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

First post.

Purpose: to discover the American dream, solve global warming.

Secondary note:
whats good?
Ice cream.

Thirdly:
The proletariat will violently rise up against the capitalist imperialism of the petty bourgeoisie.

Fourthly:
Scott Dodds is a slave and servent of mammon. Arivace is his only feeling. Green is his only color. And his ambition will stop at nothing except the fullscale liquidation of all assets into a personal fund for his